Garden, not necessarily required.
Don't really care about your "friends," going to "one of those parties," or just want people to laugh when they get your gift? These ideas might help cause a few chuckles or groans.
Long ago, these used to protect pockets from pens. Dare to bring them back?
Summer may be over, but the fun does not stop with this beach ball.
Get a card, place $2 in it; note that you played $25 for them and won $2.
Too much time spent looking for an outlet. Not enough time actually computing.
Why have a boring calendar when you can have one you can play with?
We know you’re interested. Just say it’s for your brother.
Why drink from the bottle when you can drink from a glass that fits the whole bottle?