Looks like a briefcase. Holds business cards.
Comes in handy, in all kinds of situations, including weighing food.
Looks like a keychain most of the time. Convenience when you need it.
Long ago, these used to protect pockets from pens. Dare to bring them back?
Helps you start a fire “in any weather, at any altitude.” Pretty nifty, indeed.
Prevents headphone wires from becoming entangled in pockets and purses.
Accessories to make yourself look like Mercury, or simply get more attention.
Get a card, place $2 in it; note that you played $25 for them and won $2.
Too much time spent looking for an outlet. Not enough time actually computing.